A Little Bit Of This...A Little Bit Of That!

I have all sorts of ideas for blogs, but today I want to blog about just "stuff"....A list of things I would like to see invented? YEAH! That's the ticket!

1)A rude GPS? "I said turn left you imbecile"

2)Cow farts turned into wind turbines? Ironic.

3)A car made of durable rubber...no more deadly accidents...kind of like bumper cars from hell.

My favorite idea here is definitely the rude GPS...Can you imagine how much fun it would be? All those idiots, that for some reason believe they "know where they are" like virtually every man who REFUSES to get directions, seriously should be treated like the asses they are.

Women that like to stay in relationships with abusive pigs should love a rude GPS...it would make them feel "special"...

So many different ways to be rude too...it could be translated into all kinds of languages...Needless to say I personally believe a rude GPS should be translated to German for sure:)
It is the single most guttural language out there.

Anyhoo, these are just some random thoughts...I will get back to my "regular" political ranting soon enough, God knows there's enough political stuff to blab about! *Sigh*