Who here hasn't picked up on the latest craze over the Chuck Norris jokes? It's hard to avoid. I hear them on the radio, see them on the net, and my friends are constantly calling me with new ones. Some of them are pretty stupid but others are quite funny. If you don't know what I'm talking about I'll fill you in with some of the ones that I've heard lately.

1) Chuck Norris CAN believe it's not butter.
2) Before the Boogie Man goes to sleep at night he checks under his bed for Chuck Norris.
3) Chuck Norris counted to infinity; TWICE.
4) Aliens do exist and are going to invade; they're just waiting for Chuck Norris to die.
5) Chuck Norris did a back flip off the Great Wall of China.
6) Chuck Norris doesn't sleep, he waits.
7) Chuck Norris took a piss and clogged up the toliet.
8) Chuck Norris died and went to heaven. In heaven God said "Welcome Chuck Norris". Chuck Norris said "You're in my seat."

Those are just a few of the better ones. I believe these jokes have actually been around for a while, but for some reason they're buzzing all over the place. This craze might just be enough to jumpstart Chuck Norris' career (not that it needs it). Anyway it's got to be pretty flattering for him none the less. Granted I'm not a huge Chuck Norris fan but he could probably still give me a wicked roundhouse to the face so I won't talk trash. Later.