Chocolate Delight Vs. Preschooler Vomit

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One of the few things that can interfere with the enjoyment of a chocolate chunk/chocolate cookie dough/chocolate ice cream Blizzard from Dairy Queen is a child vomiting in the backseat of the car while you are eating it. I know this from unfortunate personal experience.

Of course, Daddy was too impatient to wait for the extra napkins I requested before we left the drive through so clean up at 45 mph was a challenge. To be honest, though, a handful of napkins would have made only a laughable dent in the river of orange icee, chicken nuggets, and unidentified goo that splattered all over the backseat. I actually handed my son my cotton jacket to dry himself off. That worked OK until he puked on the jacket.

Vomit and carseats are an unpleasant match. So many nooks and crannies... Despite washing the fabric part in the washing machine, scrubbing the straps (hubby did that part though, with water and a paper towel; I'm thinking that might have been just a little half-assed), and spraying the whole thing down with Febreeze, it still stinks. Now it just stinks like flowery puke.

I live in Florida where, although it's winter, it's still pretty damn hot, especially in a closed up car sitting in the sun all day. How bad do you think my car is going to stink? And for how long?

Good thing that Blizzard was worth it.

Edited to add: My son just woke up with a nightmare. I rocked him for a minute and as I was putting him back in bed he said, in that sleepy, slightly confused voice, "Did you wash my carseat and my clothes?" I said "Yes," and he said, "I'm sorry I threw up on them, Mama." GUH! He can be so sweet sometimes.

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IntricateGirl's picture

Shudder

My mother in law came to pick up our son one time, and he had gotten sick on the way there. We had no way to reach her and tell her to turn around, so when she got there, there was this nasty vomit covered carseat. She promptly stopped at Walmart, bought another, and threw that one away. I was livid at the time, but now, why on earth would I expect her to keep it?!

My daughter had it worse. She sprayed the cover, we removed it and washed it, and it still isn't back on. lol

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Me too, IG!

I washed my little ones car seat and she actually rode for several days (shirt trips, mind you) with no cover on her seat! Finally, shame forced me to get off my lazy butt and put it back on! lol

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Hilarious, ladies!

I'm making hubby do it in the morning before he goes to work. The entire carseat is on the floor of my kitchen so SOMETHING has to happen before I have to take the boy to school. IG, I wish I could have just pitched the whole thing. Of course its NEW. Sigh.

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Hmph!!

Wimp!! My daughter still doesn't have the cover on, and it's been over a year. I don't even know where it is at this point. ROFL! Although, the shame of actually admitting that might be enough to make me find it. lol

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HAHAHAHA!

How does it even work without the cover? They are sitting on the hard plastic?

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Yep.

We've had to ban snacks from the car. The car seat crevices collect any sort of crumb and mix with spilled drinks to make a weird sort of grey paste. lol

Damn. I feel like mother-of-the-year admitting this in public. 'Course, Britney has me beat on that title. ;)

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Hey, nobody can do everything...

I've seen that grey paste... ;)

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IG, if it makes you feel

even a tiny bit better.....when I said she went a few days without the cover - sitting on just the plastic.....what I really meant was more like 2 or 3 weeks! Ok, still not a year, but too long when you consider it's just me and one kid!

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Oh Brenna!

You know, I came up with the idea of making a car seat/ stroller combo when my oldest was an infant. Someone else actually made it and while it never caught on, I think we could have something here. A car seat that's actually EASY TO CLEAN. Ya, there's all the nooks and - uh, why are there those deeply recessed areas on each side at the bottom???? You know what I mean - under the cover and padding. Even if the cover & padding come off sort of easily, there's NO WAY to EVER clean those straps or get the stink out! EVER. We should design a car seat that comes apart easily, cleans easily, straps that retain no smell AND has none of those nooks and cranny areas that will never be cleaned of junk!

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AGREED!

What's with the unwashable straps? They should come out, have the metal snap off somehow, and get thrown in the washer. Or somehow be made of plastic that wipes off. Plastic over that nylon stuff that is the current car seat strap? Surely this can be done...

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That's so sweet, Brenna!

What a cool, sweet kid! My boys were always like that. The little one, Albert, (not so little anymore!) would cry and cry when he'd accidently throw up on me! I'd tell him it was ok and actually part of a mammies job to get hurled on! He'd stop crying right away and meekly say "ok".

IF I can keep my mind still for more than 3 seconds, I might just think of something to replace the current nylon straps! They s.u.c.k! And, whatever comes off to be laundered needs to come off in a way that doesn't require a diagram to get it the frick back on! I think we all three should consider this homework and come up with a bitchin design!

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I'd love to help on that!
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It really seems simple

Doesn't it? A carseat with a all-in-one-piece cover, removable padding that CAN go in the washer and dryer too, and plastic straps that can be cleaned while not splitting open over time. The other thing that bugs me is how the straps work. They are usually connected and slid in and out of the whole damn thing making it difficult to readjust AND take apart to clean. So, that would have to change too. Make it Earth friendly and every celeb in Hollywood would buy one!

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Sounds GREAT!

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oh noooo! the dreaded vomitous carseat!

is your little guy okay? poor thing! my son had a stomach deal when he was a year old and ended up vomiting all over himself and his car seat too. i made my husband take care of the seat as soon as we got home while i took my son up to get a bath. my husband is at work now but i am gonna ask him in the morning what he did to get the smell out and then i'll post it here! i know he washed the seat cover but i have no idea what he did to get the smell out of the straps but it worked. maybe turpentine. ha! but i do agree with you ladies on designing a better, more user (aka mom) friendly car seat that you can just hose off or something. there has to be a way, right? and while at it can you please also add a buckle that is really easy to snap on while your kid is wiggling, arching its back and screaming bloody murder? that would be awesome. maybe a carseat with a xanax dispenser for mom.......ha!

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Thank you!

He's fine - I don't know, I think that the orange icee thing just didn't sit well.

I'd love to hear what your husband used, thanks!

The front buckle is a real issue on my new carseat. If you don't have it just right, it's not buckling. Pain in the ass...

I hate that "don't put me in the carseat" phase. My daughter is approaching that. No fun.

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How about this, modelmom

From each side of the seat comes a retractable "head placement device" (HPD). It will be metal, about 1/2 inch thick (maybe less) and will easily clasp in the middle of the forehead - thereby keeping said youngster STILL. If youngster is in a very foul mood, then option 2 of this feature will be only a finger click away. Removing the safety cover, press the small pink button and voila! Your unhappy baby will receive a lovely misting of laughing gas like a gentle, gentle rainfall from the HDP - making him much more agreeable!

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and while on the topic...

i also think all family vehicles should come with privacy glass separating the front and backseats. i mean, after all, isnt it dangerous to drive while listening to high pitched screams and whines and yells all while balloons are being tossed up in front of your face and french fries are doubling as projectile missiles?

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They already exisit, modelmom

This reminds me of when I was at dinner one night Brenna

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My brother in law and I were at this very fancy restaurant in Spain and we were talking when suddenly he looks down at his food and vomits onto his plate...it was the absolute neatest vomiting I had ever seen. I asked him "did you just vomit?" he said "uuum yeah, one Bourbon too many"...The thing that got me was his vomit looked IDENTICAL to the food I was just served...needless to say I did not eat it. ACK!

Oh EW!!!!

That's just horrid! Great story though.

I always say that you aren't a mother until you've caught vomit in your hands, lol. Had to do that in a restaurant and no one even noticed! Now, it was a pretty empty restaurant, but still...

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