Cheaper and More Fun than the War on Terror!!

The Geminian Rants:

64 Billion dollars spent on the war on terror and Iraq, 64 Billion more requested!! We need an effective means to deal with Muslim terrorists.

Since the war on terror costs so much money, I suggest we cease all pursuits outside the Continental U.S. and instead build a tower, funded by the U.S. Government, contracted to the good Judeo-Christian contractors of America, on some remote New England Island every year for the purpose of allowing the terrorists to Jihad thier Syr/Iranin Airlines into.

Americans get capitalism and entertainment, the terrorists get to martyr, Syria and Iran can fund some destruction and best of all the Government gets to save billions. A great competition in the name of peace.

We could all turn out, Bar B Q some pork, and root for the tower to withstand this year or for the National Air Defense to nail every plane.

We could buy T-shirts that read:

Royal Crumble 2012!!
RETURN of DIE HARD TOWER!!
2 year Reigning Champion!!
Facing..
The MIGHTY MARTYR
and
The Jalibad Jackals
and Introducing...
Prince Sadaam Hussain III!!!
Monarchy MADNESS!!!

We could call it Monotheistic Fuedism Day.