First, I'm fine! Second, it's not every day that there's a news story that has your name in it, whether it's your real name or your pretend name.
In this case, I'm talking about a news story, so to speak, of a catfish in Germany that tried to eat a soccer ball, got it stuck in its mouth, and, well, that was that. Police are speculating that it might have been trying to commit suicide after Germany lost to Spain 1-0 in the soccer championships; of course that's tongue in cheek for those who are comedy-challenged.
What a story, eh? It must have really been a slow news day in Germany.







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