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Catfish Chokes On Soccer Ball!

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First, I'm fine! Second, it's not every day that there's a news story that has your name in it, whether it's your real name or your pretend name.

In this case, I'm talking about a news story, so to speak, of a catfish in Germany that tried to eat a soccer ball, got it stuck in its mouth, and, well, that was that. Police are speculating that it might have been trying to commit suicide after Germany lost to Spain 1-0 in the soccer championships; of course that's tongue in cheek for those who are comedy-challenged.

What a story, eh? It must have really been a slow news day in Germany.

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Pancho Villa's picture

Gee Catfish

if you are that hungry let me send you a couple of fish dinners. LOL

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Send shrimp, Pancho,...

we catfish have decided to move up to more delicacies. :-)

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SPAIN WON CATFISH????? Hell YEAH!!!

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Yay oh Yay!! That makes me sooo happy...hahaha nyah, nyah to the Germans!!

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You're so bad, Sassys,...

How many years ago did you leave Spain? :-) Congrats anyway; from what I hear, both teams were a surprise to be in the final game.

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I left Spain about 20 years ago Catfish:(

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The dreaded Germans and the Spaniards have been going at it for literally centuries....Spain is just so much more of a very cool place! PLUS let's not forget that they have ALWAYS (in my shoddy memory) been a better team! Real Madrid is kick ass! I can't believe I missed this game!%@&*%E@#%%##@ Sheesh! I need to stop working so much and focus on life a tad more:D

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That's funny, Sassys,...

and, you know, we focus so much over here on the anti-American sentiments we hear so much that we forget the Europeans have their own reactions towards each other from time to time.

I also have to admit that I hadn't realized catfish were all over the world either; I might have to think of more worldly travel for myself.

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ammorton's picture

Well- I wasn't expecting this

I was thinking "how did he choke on a soccer ball"? Yes I am blonde.

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Killer Ammorton,...

you made me laugh out loud! LOL

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buzzirkspider's picture

better sports N.F.L.---

better sports N.F.L.--- BETTER FISH Red Snapper, GRAZIE for the pun..lol

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Interestingly, Buss,...

I don't like fishing at all, and in my mind the only good fish is the one I'll eat, which isn't many. :-)

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Now that must of been some

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I saw the picture, Sire,...

wish I'd thought to copy it and post it here; ugh!

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huttriver10's picture

Ah a Spanish...

catfish!

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Ah a blonde Spanish...

killer catfish named Sire!

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Wow... that is crazy. How

Wow... that is crazy. How did he get it in his mouth?

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It would seem,...

those things can be much bigger than people think they are.

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