Another funny installment. My birthday last week. Nobody remembered (except for Mum, gf and best friend).

Offered several jobs but not sure yet.

Having eye test at end of the month. Then seeing Dr re: IBS, consultant re: fingers and dental hygenist re: stating the bleeding obvious.

Doing a BarBQ Friday. That'll be fun. If it don't thunder first!!

I'm left in charge of my parents house for the next week. So while the cat's away (please note: I've got my own house but you can't shit on your own doorstep eh).