I LEFT MY CELL PHONE IN THE CAR. I'LL BE BACK. I HAVE TO GET IT SO IT DOESN'T FRY AND LOSE MY CONTACTS.

OH MY GOD~ I'M OUT OF CIGARETTES AND I KNOW I DROPPED ONE UNDER MY CAR SEAT.
I NEED IT. NOW.

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Hello, My Children.

I commend you on your latest venture to save what I created.

Going 'green' is quite the concept. I wish I would've thought of it.

Live Earth was a success. Countless bootleg t-shirts were sold on Earth's behalf, and I didn't get a cut from any of them.

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Howdy.

Yes~ I'm still alive and kicking...just not kicking so fast at the moment~

I had trouble logging in, and then, being the stupid person I am, accidently kicked my laptop from my bed, thus messing up the monitor. It's extremely difficult to hold the left side of it together while trying to mouse and type with the other hand.

What's even harder is trying to hold it with a broken left hand, which I have had for the past 3 weeks.

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