My brother told me about allsouthpark.com

Every South Park Episode Totally Free, Totally legal, 100% Awesome

Its a great site. Best of all you don't have to download anything! Watch all episodes on the site for free.

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Now, just like every other red blooded American, to me filling up at the pump is about as fun as paying taxes or going to the dentist. In my frustration, it would be easy for me to read newspaper headlines such as the title of this blog and blame evil corprate America. But because I am pro-capitalism and believe in questioning what is presented to me by the media, I needed a better explaination. What I found after much research is actually quite contrary to what 99% of Americans believe: corporations don't make as much profits as we might think.

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God's Gift To Man

When God created Earth, there was one thing the great book of Genesis left out: The Mullet. There is only one characteristic a true stud and only a true stud has, and that is the Mullet. The Mullet is more than short hair on top, long hair in the back, aka Business in the front, party in the back, it is a symbol of hard work, study, desire, and pimpness. Lets take a look at a few of the Mullet's symbolic features.

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Studmanship: A Lifelong Journey

{Read in the voice of Benstiller in Dodgeball}

The most random events in life are often the most important and life altering. At the tender age of thirteen, I was kidnapped and taken to a small New Gundi tribe making camp in the northern part of south Africa. For years I was trained in their dark ways of pimping and studmanship. They forced me to participate in strenuous activities that developed my inner stud. During my intense study, I found the real me, the real Dillian "Mac-Mister" Johnson. I trained long hours in their fine arts of "Mac-a-dilling", Physique Firming, Posture Maintence, Hair Sculpting, and weasle milking. (The latter really had nothing to do with my studies, but I enjoyed it none the less.) After years of training, I finally earned my right to be called a Stud and wear the mark of a true stud: The Mullet.

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