Oh Jumbalaya why you standing there
With your yellow hair
And a boring stare
With that black squiggly all around there

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Men men
Make me spin
Bring me up
Bring me down again
Turn me inside out again

Pull of men

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Keep the faith against all
Who think small
Who believe you will fall
And don’t know how to stand tall.

Everyone never agrees
And some love to spread the disease
Of bringing your dreams to it’s knees

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I don’t know where to start
Make sure nothing falls apart
Make me want to fart
And taxes my poor heart.

Week is ending soon
Two more days to work the room
Make giant stacks of cash bloom
Work to avoid financial ruin.

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Burn a trail
Move like a snail
It’s all in the tale
Of making the sale.

Consumers inspected
Completely dissected
Money’s respected
Nothing else is detected.

Products a plenty
Land of honey

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Oh stinking Monday
Definitely not a fun day
Fun goes sinking away
No more play
For five more days.

Alarm sounds off
Time to run don’t stop
Huff and Puff
It’s hard to get up

Sit and stare

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I went to my in laws today
It went the same way
As it has every other day
Bored to death and having to stay.

Try to be polite and kind
Can’t do it right every time
Sometimes I just lose my mind

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Look at those terrible plugs
That Steve got do you think he’s bugged
He should’ve stuck with the rug
Maybe we should give him a hug.

Poor Steve he thought this would take him
To greater heights with the women

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Paris Hilton’s going to jail
How will she fix her hair?
How will she paint her nails?
Will she publish her written tales?
Why do we care?

Debutante going to jail
Didn’t use the chauffer
And got nailed

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Oh Lane Oh Lane
Why are you a pain
Don’t you know it’s lame
To be so bully in the posting game
Zillion postings in a row with your name
It’s really quite insane.

If you don’t post it all in a row

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Was the world always this way?
People had to work work work the days away?
Was there a time when everyone just played?
Never had to work on any day?

There is one story of Adam and Eve
Until they had to leave

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Here comes that stupid fool Deez
He’s such a jerk he makes me so peeved
Has that serious control everybody disease
Wants everyone to get on their knees.

What’s wrong with him anyway
Who made him turn out that way

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This one can be hot
So stop by if you're not
The kind of person whose got
Some kind of radical thought
About critics of the rot
Of burkas proposed as a womans lot.

For the rest hey have some fun

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Terrible news
You can’t snooze
Gives you the blues
All that terrible news.

What’s wrong with those dudes
Who love to give out terrible news
That makes everyone feel so blue
Tell us the world is splitting in two.

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Ha Ha Look over there
That lady with the crazy hair
Doesn’t she care
Whether people stare?

Ha Ha Look over there
That man without hair
Doesn’t he care
Whether people stare?

Ha Ha Look over there

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