IamTammy©'s blog

Although I sometimes act like the epitome of white trash with sarcasm, bitterness, and large mammaries, I do have my moments~ and I'm about to share one with you:

I just checked a page on the mensa.com website. Now, keep in mind: I used to say that if I wasn't into the music aspect, being an English teacher was something I wouldn't have minded doing at all. I may not always type it, and I may not always speak it (as my mom used to say), but I can recognize it, just like that Jeff Gordan NASCAR authentic-reproduction-replica-autographed clock bargain on Ebay.

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I'm posting a small thought for this day~

When Christopher Reeve died, I had this stupid idea to write his wife Dana. I didn't do it with any intentions except to pass on my condolences. I told her that when all was said and done, she was raising a wonderful young adult, and couple it with the good that had come out of Mr. Reeve's accident, things would be......ok.

She never left her husband's side. That's a lot more than you can say for many running around on this planet.

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IT'S THE ALL NEW.....SHOCKINGLY WICKED.....

NAME THAT FUNERAL!!

It's UNBELIEVABLE! It's OUTRAGEOUS! You may not know what's going to happen, but you WILL know WHEN........to YOU! It will get to your funny bone.....and then, touch your HEART!!!!

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Here's my view, and I'm stickin' to it.

Usually, I keep certain opinions to myself when it pertains to religion and politics. Abortion is also something I've just never talked about because it has to do with personal views and personal issues of others. I'm going to break my code of silence just for this one moment in time, so please, enjoy this freedom of expression with me, whether you agree with it or not.

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James Frey should come here~ he's getting a lot of free PR.

Here we go.....

You've all heard about James Frey by now.
You have either said:

"I don't agree with what he did.....but...."

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Sansietch posted an entry here called 'Artists Get Fat On Selling Out' that I just could not resist~

http://bloggerparty.com/blog/sansietch

It deals with the music industry and the whole aspect of 'selling out'.

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Keep in mind~ this is my room with a view and I'm stickin' to it.
*MINI NOVEL ALERT* ......so if you have the guts to hang until the end, I certainly commend you.

I was just reading an entry that someone named 'Avalon' had posted here, pertaining to finding balance between work and family, when I found myself staring into space~ ie: watching a really bad Dr. Phil evening edition of his show..........reminiscing about my mother, my 17 year old son, and myself, and the whole Gloria Steinem movement of 'We can have it all! Burn that bra!'

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WARNING!

This valentine poem not suitable for children...Rated R

There once was a man from Nantucket~
Who's chick wanted his balls in a bucket.
For she was so pissed~
Valentine's Day he missed.
He said "Let's have sex!"; she said "Go suck it."

Remember this, gentlemen, before you go through the front door of your house tonight.

Last night I went to see Nine Inch Nails, which is currently on tour to promote the latest cd With Teeth. I am still reeling from such a fantastic performance. I shall document a little more about it when I come down off of my 'neener neener' cloud.

I have JUST figured out how to stop the roadside bombs on the US troops, and virtually stop the whole world wide AlQaeda thing in its proverbial tracks:

I was just sitting here, answering a reply to another post, when it dawned on me.....

I guess the best way to keep suicide bombers from such countries and various areas, is to print boobies on everything.

That's what the US needs to do~ draw huge giant nips and virginias on all of the tanks, our planes, our water towers, etc. Big giant boobies, on everything. Instead of lifting the hatch, lift a giant boober. They'll run screaming the other way~

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Culinary school wouldn't be so bad, would it?

This year so far has been the warmest winter in history~ I forget in exactly how many years, but I'm thinking it was between 100 and 150 years of historical record keeping.

Now, isn't it just amusing that during the warmest winter in that many years, it's also the highest our heating/fuel costs have ever been? Isn't it also ironic that with these new so called efficiency fuel cars, paralleled with modern energy saving technology, we pay the most in gasoline coin than ever before?

When we should be paying practically nothing in comparison to past years, we're paying the most amounts ever~ last week, one oil company had their best profits yet~ 36 billion.....plus.

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This Sunday, February 12th, I am going to see Nine Inch Nails in concert. Trent Reznor and I will be in the same semi-huge acoustical forum~ oh, that lucky man.

I know a few people don't care for Trent Reznor's work, but I guess I look at music different than some. When I hear a song, I don't just hear it. I tear each word and each instrument and each note limb from limb in a telethon-like loop of 500 repeats of one song alone. It ain't pretty~

I used to drive my momma nuts doing that when I lived at home. If you've ever been around me, my classic line consists of "Ok, let me hear it just one more time, and I promise I'll turn it off." Nevermind I've already put you through the entire song 75 straight times already~

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Just a personal opinion~

Coretta Scott King's funeral was turned into a personal political forum.

Though every president makes mistakes, and I do mean 'every', they still govern the country, and represent these states, whether overseas, or at a memorial for a passing well known figure.

Over 10,000 were in attendence yesterday at Mrs. King's funeral, including four American presidents.

Joseph Lowery took it totally upon himself to misdirect the reason for being there into his own personal soapbox moment, and turned it into the most tacky self absorption stance I've seen in quite a long time.

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I taught my son that if you treat others with manners and respect, a lot of the rest will come naturally throughout life. Kids are a reflection of their parents, so I hope he doesn't STD everyone he sleeps with.

My utmost rule is terrible, but true:

Trust no one.

How many times have you put your trust in someone, and it backfires on you worse than a potato in a tailpipe? You can trust with caution, but let's face it.........there will ALWAYS be someone out there that wants to hurt you, whether it's with a few unkind words, a few stabs of a spork to the neck, or the drive thru cashier at Wendy's that's gonna rip you good so they suck up for that all mighty fry cook puppy-style position with Mr. 'Sam Elliott wannabe' manager....the body odor of funky onions also comes with your 5-cents-an-hour raise.

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Maverick is going to give me stock options for signing up. He said he'd give me a new '7 Mustang when they're released. I love you man.

I just got a new '68 mustang, and it's sweet. I'll be commenting on that occasionally, along with why all of the stalkers online are always old bald men with 34 yards of foreskin.

I'm working on my domain, so you'll read about that. I don't like anybody, and you'll read about that too. I used to live in Nashville and have dealt with the music industry most of my adult-sized Depends life. I have...........stories.

Amuse me~