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i really feel bad for these new kids and dating. kids having kids. that is not even an issue though it is.
you got to do a background check on these people these days just to get laid. that is to get laid and not laid out. you go to bed with a girl wake up in a morgue with all your orgons missing. saying dam i know i party hard but i didnt drink that much last night did i?
hard to believe guys have to be more careful than girls now. you see that movie train wrecked or something with that cute girl that evryone loves. next thing you know blackmale, felony assault, money gone, family fucked yea baby sign me up for that date not.

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current world humor – May 31, 2006 – 4:09pm

bush aka drug dealing pimp

if the people only knew who corrupt our own government is. our government is clothed in a bloody lambs skin while really a wolf. all these actors and singers protesting the government are doing the governments work for them and they think they are protesting. pawns in a game of chess. but like the real game of chess which is based on life and the moves toward a life of positive flow, the government hasthe people so busy looking at movies and thesong and dance the people never see the millions killed daily over centuries of political and governmental greed. africa, weapons given to people to greedy and ignorant to undrstand their own poeple they want to kill for riches and power are doingthework of our government. we supply weapons of mass destruction to so many other countries especially the last one hundred and twenty years that we, our government is the biggest seller of weapons of massdestruction world wide. we make china look like a high scholl drug dealer comparedto the mafia godfather of our government and presidents. bush is no different than the rest. he is up to his eyes in bloody bodies of our own country men and women for greed of his own chosing not a patriotic flag aginst terrorism. bush blamed terrorism for 911 and his daddys attempted murder way back when he wasin office. the blood vendetta continues and who says he cant make a few billiion at the same time. why do you think the first objective of seal team members was off shore oil riggs while the media was there filming everything bush wanted you to see for thefirst time in american history. hint hint for the first time? there is no first time bush lead the poeple into a movie of news feeding frenzy as he filled up with feul oil and claimed the spoils of war with his own corporate contributors he let in the back door while the newds media was looking at burning people and palaces. slight of had they call it. look over here and wala oil gone. now that same oil bush got for free and gave to his buddies that he owed many favors too, screwed up as he is, are now jacking up the price like they do every summer to stick to you good and your families. no one wants to here this it seems like so i am speaking into the wind. but i was in the military and supplied feul oil and weapons of mass destruction world wide. i know seal team members i was going to be one. i know from which i speaka so i feel obligated to speak the truth and let the people know you paid for it all. the blood of iraq andour own children of war is on our hands mine too. we pay and pay no matter what they do or how high they raise the price on oil they got for free. minus the literal shipping and handeling. they coould give the oil away for free and notbe hurting at all. feul oil like diamonds and gold are a market beyond full but one can not flood the market with such things cause the profit would go out the door. you the people pay for itdaily. we are finacing the slaughter of others world wide by weapons of mass destruction used by our president and played live telecast on t.v. in the name of god, who speaks to bush. any man who hears the voice of god and it sounds like his daddies voice ought to be put in a straight jacket medicated and then placed in a padded cell. of course bush is self medicated daily with the rdrug of his own choice. no laughing matter is any of this. bush has no respect of a real soldier in the fiield that has taken life and who hands are bloody not figuratively but literally. we supply the cash crop of multi billions in profit for ignorant country presidents to use weapons of mass destruction as often as they want too with live media and news rubing it inyour face and right up your @## . are you mad yet or just gonna sit there do your j o b and watch t v and let the naive pyscological effect take its full effect on you. people are the power for we are the consumer and out number the governments of the world by trillions. all we have to do is nothing. you have practice at that so it should not be to hard to do. dont buy feul oil for one day. dont buy food for one day. do a fast but organized fast. band together as a united people for the people for all of the people. americans are not americans. we are iranians, africans, irish, french, mexican, cuban, and a thousand other races all in one. i guess watching the slaughter of our own people on t . v. has become a habit so we say that is terrible and disagree but do nothing. we might say something but only during our comute on our way to work as we pay for the war with high gas prices daily.

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current world humor – May 28, 2006 – 6:54am

illegal immigration huh?not!

lets see what came first the indian or the mexican. perhaps it was the spanish, no the horses came with the spanish like it really matters. you know if bush can not find bin laden in a desert how is he going to find 35 milliion mexicans most of which is in his home state. president bush now there is an oxymoron. no wonder he is from texas, land of oxes and political morons. texas is a great state for death penalties and big bars and cheap mexican labor. bush must be proud. bush is really quite a character he complains the hispanic population does not speak good enough english to be here, but if the president is any indication of a what a good english example is, maybe he should hire george lopez to be his speech writer. he would then be entertaining in a funny way instead of an illiterate way. george lopez would be perfect cause he could handle the presidents 420 mental fade outs with artistic superlatives of english literacy with a hispanic twist.

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current world humor – May 21, 2006 – 8:13pm

420 Bush, George W.

A president named 420 bush who smoked weed can't get more comedy than that. booted from military for it
and makes his way to presidencey man what a screen play for a comedy. he is friendly to the oil barrons of texas and saudi arabia holding hands with the devil so to speak while walking with god, i mean hearing god's voice. he probably still believes in santa clause too or at least hears his voice lol. the voice of god even mosses didn't even hear that but he did talk to the buring bush so the president and mosses have that in common. they both like burning weed i mean bush lol. i have more respect for mosses though he led the people in circles claiming to be lost for forty years when all he was doing was killing off the slave minded generation so he could bring a new generation into the promise land but 420 bush kills off the next generation right off in the name of "god and country" hopefully not for forty years now. isnt that why our fore fathers left the other countries to get out of opression and the ignorance there of. boomerang right back where we started from with rich blood lines of "political nobility" running the country as our children die for their corrupt greed. oh i forgot the punch line to the joke here, its us.

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current world humor – May 19, 2006 – 9:19am
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