From WENN "Lohan Forced To Wear Cast For Next Six Weeks

Lindsay Lohan will be sporting a cast for the next six weeks after breaking her wrist in two places when she slipped on a wet outdoor area in New York City. The Mean Girls star was attending a Fashion Week party last Friday when the accident happened. Lohan's mother and manager Dina tells US publication Star there isn't a definite time frame for wearing the cast saying, 'It depends, but I think about four to six weeks.' She adds her daughter's boyfriend Harry Morton is providing moral support - along with a referral to a specialist, who also happens to be his cousin. Dina explains, 'Lindsay saw Harry's cousin, since her other doctor is in New York, and Lindsay's in LA now, where Harry's cousin is based.' Lohan isn't letting her injury slow her down, she's scheduled to film a brief part in a new film which will reunite her with The Parent Trap director Nancy Meyers. Dina says, 'She won't be doing cartwheels. (The cast) is removable too, so she can take it off for a short time, or she can wear long sleeves.' She says the reports that depict her daughter in an unflattering light are beginning to take their toll adding, 'We're tired of this crap. And as a parent, it's hurtful.'"

Alright. I can live with that. I'll lay off your daughter and start on you. How's that suit you Dina Lohan??

For starters, it is a very bad idea when a parent tries to be their kid's best friend. They don't need a best friend. They can make those at school. They need a parent. But what really turns a bad idea into a disaster is when you don't just want to be their best friend, you want to be their favorite drinking buddy.

I don't know how many of the reports you read, or how many are true. But the law of averages and the fact that these are popping up from respectable gossip columnists (yes, there is such a thing) tells me that your daughter is a mess. Remember that incident where your daughter was so stumbling drunk that she couldn't walk around the club, and you waved it off, saying "She's fine" to anyone who would listen?? Pathetic.

And don't you have a whole brood at home to take care of? You remind me of the family I babysat for once. The mom went to bingo, and rented a movie for her kids. They referred to it as the "ice pick murder movie". I was ten years older than they were, and I hadn't watched Basic Instinct. Hell, I still haven't watched it. I didn't think it was possible to cringe harder, and then they wanted to play the only board game in the house, a drinking game called "Pass Out." But they wanted to use orange juice. Get the practice in for the screwdrivers later, huh? Why not? If that's the way you wanna raise your kids, at least they'd better be able to hold their liquor. At least she had orange juice in her house. I have to wonder if the only thing in Casa de Lohan is cigarettes for the asthmatics.

It's pretty twisted that the parent in prison starts looking responsible, if for no other reason than he isn't there to mess everything up.

Oh, and this next part isn't exactly directed towards you, Dina Lohan. But there are parts that could benefit you nevertheless. These parents that manage their kids careers are creepy as hell. And the ringleader of creepy is Joe Simpson. There's something rotten going on in that family, and the stink is coming from his general direction.

Guys, back off. Your kids are getting written about because you've failed. You forgot that the kids aren't there to serve your unfulfilled need for fame. They aren't there to fill that void that your soul used to occupy. So the gossip is your fault for raising substandard humans.

And to quote you, "As a parent, it's hurtful." But then again, you've never let that parent label get in your way before, so I wonder- why bother now???