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Awwww... Skeet, Skeet, Skeet!

Submitted by Punk Rock Princess on January 14, 2006 - 11:44am.

Skeet - What DOES this damn word mean?

Skeet is a word that has become popular thanks to Lil Jon and the East Side Boys [Aww...skeet, skeet, skeet, motherfuc*ers]. Unfortunately, white people aren't quite sure what it means. As Dave Chapelle once said, when white folks really do find out what it means - they will say: "Oh my God. What have we done?" That is, they will be upset that they listened to/ played music with this word in it.

According to a slang dictionary online [www.slangsite.com], skeet is defined as: "To mean short or really tight as in hugging the skin. Or can be used as meaning cheap." The example the use is: His pants are really skeet. OR Chris is so skeet he made me pay for it all." I'm not thinking that this is the definition that Lil Jon had in mind.

One alternative definition is: the illegal white substance that college students around here all know and love. This is entirely possible. White people don't like to talk about things that they do off mirrors behind closed bathroom doors.

The last definition [my least favorite]: is to relieve themselves sexually on someone's face. [I'm trying to be tactful here folks]. This seems the most likely of the three for the sheer vulgarity of it. I'm disgusted by the very thought of it. "Oh my God. What have we done?" definately applies here.

The question remains: second definition or third? You decide.

If any alternate definations remain, let me know. Comment and cough. You know the drill.

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Skeet Shooting

Submitted by COMCAPCO on January 14, 2006 - 3:51pm.

Obviously, the correct interpretation is number 3. Where do I pick up my prize? Uh-oh.

Why is it correct? One. Romantic. Because it's the only thing psycho sexual enough to qualify for a romantic song (the idiom is somewhat foreign to this appelation but let's face it, what passes for romance is Skeet skeet skeet). Two. Cultural: Because skeet shooting is the practice of throwing stuff up into the air and nailing it with a shot gun and people have been exercising this form of phallic substitution since Alfred Nobel patented the stuff from China that propells the erstwhile pseudo spermatophytes into the air at the clay pigeons. Three. Preference. It's certainly more stimulating to the imagination as long as your singing motherf(where do you put the asterisk)ing with some emphasis and expression, and appropriate body language. N'est ce pas, Princess?

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its the last one

Submitted by MizzQueen on April 24, 2006 - 7:50am.

lol he meant the last one in the song
that i know for a fact.
-iF nOt Me thEn wHo?

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it's the third one. trust

Submitted by Drake Bobby on April 24, 2006 - 8:20am.

it's the third one. trust me.

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