Or aliens? Those are endlessly amusing to me.

- Manodogs

I think it goes well beyond just the "twin jokes". For example, my husband will be doing laundry and hold up a shirt and say, "Remember when you used to fit into this?"

Thanks asshole.

Or I'll go shopping for bras and he'll say, "Do they even make them THAT big?" - which is a pretty crappy thing to say because, as any pregnant woman knows, the boobs hurt!

But the one that really pissed me off the most was when I was at Target the other day and some 13-year-old called me "fat". Am I "fat", yes. I am going to have a baby in a few months. If I wasn't big in the tummy there would be room for concern. However, to point out that I look like a beached whale, a blimp or a UFO is just plain rude. Do you think I don't already know? Do you think I enjoy looking like this? I wanted to slap that little bastard. I think I am going to add that kid to my list of people I plan to punch after delivery. Hey, "An elephant never forgets", right?

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my lord, are we all knocked up? LOL! come to bloggerparty if you are having fertility issues!

and yeah.....i love the comments too. i am a lot bigger this time around then with my son. mostly just boobs and belly but i look a lot more pregnant, waaaaay more than 18 weeks. my husband looked at me last night (the road to hell is paved with good intentions, we must remember) and said "wow honey, you look great but you were this big when you were 7 months pregnant with our son." thank you honey. thank you very much.

as for the 13 year old calling you fat, reality, oh my god, karma will bite her in the ass. i guarantee it. and what the hell? what is up with teens nowadays? in my wildest dreams i would never ever have made a comment like that to anyone as a kid. she needs a nice smack upside the head.

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I will limit my jokes to those involving free-range monkeys.

And maybe the occasional Sea-Monkeys one.

- Manodogs

Whale jokes, blimp jokes and breathing on you the wrong way are all out of line, lol. I remember those days well - wonder if that's why I stopped at one?

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