Annoying Lance Armstrong (I Think)

A couple of months ago while riding my bike to work, during rush hour, Lance Armstrong pulled up behind me in his black, 1970 GTO which was featured on TLC's Overhaulin show. I got the impression Lance was irked that he had to wait for me to turn left around a corner before he could haul ass straight ahead.

Now, just think of the irony of this situation. This guy's the 7 time Tour De France Cycling Champion and he's got no patience for a guy riding a bike. I've seen Lance around 3 times in Austin, TX and only one of those times was he riding his bike.

At least, I'm the REAL DEAL! I ride my bike everywhere. Armstrong hasn't beaten me ,yet he has the EFFRONTERY to call himself a WORLD CHAMPION! Well, PAL let's ROLL! LITERALLY! Just you, me, our bikes, and the road. THAT'S RIGHT PUNK! I'm calling you out and I will win.

I know I'll win because I've got an ELECTRIC BIKE (no joke). So, I'll have to limit distance of the race before my battery goes dead.

THE TOTAL MAN PACKAGE!! WOOOOO!!!