And WHY is "The Hills" so popular again

A couple months ago I was in Israel on a birthright trip, and these two girls in my group were saying "OMG, they had BETTER have MTV at our next hotel. We're gonna miss the season premiere of The Hills". I was like "Excuse me bitch- you're in fucking Israel. The Hills can wait" and then they were just like "But it's the season premiere, and I CANNOT wait five more days to see what happened to Lauren". Like OMG, and then I NEED to move to LA, find a nice crack dealer, and suck as many dicks as I can.
C'mon girls- Even fucking Justin Timberlake thinks crap like this needs to have the plug pulled, for the decency of MTV, and of TV in general. And you girls do think JT is cool- right?
I mean the premise is just absurd. They say that Lauren is living "on her own"- maybe to serve as an example to girls everywhere, when really MTV is probably paying her millions of dollars to whore herself out to the cameras. Same for all those girls. And now, with "Newport Harbor" they've found a new generation of rich, preppy sluts that they're SURE will capture the hearts of girls everywhere, so they can be like "OMG, we can SOOO relate to their slutty ways." Fuck MTV.
Oh, I mean now with the OC gone and Laguna gone, where are you rich prepster sluts all gonna turn to? The Hills and Newport, of course. I mean the stupid spoiled whores of the world do need another reason to get together and unite, do they not?