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I am a bit of a snob when it comes to the way I look at this sad world, there are the do's and dont's of fashion and there are the do's and dont's of other stuff, like picking ones nose while driving...what's up with that??
When I am in my car I am aware that others CAN still see me! If it's a liquid of any sort...be it piss, poo, or snot...please people get a grip! I really do get offended when someone burps loudly in my presense, let alone farts. NOT acceptable. I am not a woman that finds it funny nor am I a woman that feels it's "ok" to let er ripppppp, to get the laugh.
Does that make me humorless...nope, it just means that I don't put up with boorish behavior. My own son thinks it's hilarious to torture me with this sort of behavior all the time...he has been known to fart and burp at the same time just to watch me squirm...BRAT!
Then again my sister can burp the entire alphabet in one burp! Needless to say she too thinks it's funny to watch me look at her with an expression I usually reserve for the loony bin people. Why do people find this funny? I mean when one "passes gas" it usually means the room clears out pretty fast...so is this a new ploy to get rid of people in a room? If so then I think we should figure out a way to use the power of the fart to end all the wars etc. Just drop a big fat fart on the enemy and watch them run for the hills...then again some would say that the farts are already on the hill. The big hill in DC that is...hmmm.
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LOL! ugh so gross....
so funny that you posted this.....just today i was waiting at a red light and the neanderthal on the corner waiting to cross was deep sea diving into his ear, commenced to ball something up (i would assume a large wad of ear wax) and flick it onto the street. i nearly lost my lunch. heave mercy. can people not wait until they get to the privacy of their own homes to do this kind of crap?
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FINALLY ModelMom!!
Sassys
You just wait and see the responses I get to this from the women no less...this is not the first time the subject has come up and the reaction I get is "Aw well it's really ok" The hell it is! I was at a red light with a friend of mine and we both caught a couple next to us picking their noses and eating it...RIGHT THERE!! My friend laughed his ass off, but I was truly mortified...I was thinking about how very ugly and disgusting it is, and I WILL tell someone to knock it off, especially if they are a child. UGH. Creepy people need to remember that we have come a long way baby...No more digging for ugh. ACK!
totally puked right now....
EATING IT! OMG...that is inexcusable and totally disgusting. were they maybe mentally challenged individuals? oh lord......how else do you explain that one.
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Interestin question ModelMom
Sassys
Technically speaking I am in the South...LOL.
LMFAO!!
you kill me sassys!!!
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"Heave Mercy???"
Something tells me that wasn't a typo. :D
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ROFL! heave...splat!
i didnt even notice that......ha!
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Heave mercy LMFAOOOO
Sassys
How very clever:)
Intricate Girl LOL
Sassys
See? These are the things that plague me...UGH!
Picking their noses and EATING it???? OMG!!!!!!
I'm afraid I would have had to open the car door and barf in the street. You know, the first time I ever noticed anyone picking their nose while driving was right after I moved to TX. Maybe I was just too busy to notice this happening anywhere else but I never saw it until I got to TX. I thought it was just some weird redneck cowboy thing. How disgusting to hear that it'sssss-not (wish I could do sound bites on here) (yes, I know, I'm a total child). LOLOLOL!!!
As for the farting and burping, there's a time and a place. Apparently when we are together that place will have to be the bathroom. Too bad. You knooooow I love a good fart. Well, bring your son along when you visit. We'll send you to the mall while we stay home and have a farting contest. LMAO!!!!
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Sassys
LOL this trip is beginning to scare me! The good news is that you wouldn't do it at the mall! My son would absolutely LOVE you!! A bathroom is where one does that kind of thing and I really do carry a bottle of "EAU DU TWATLET" just in case...One never knows when the malodorous ones will attack:(
Wow, this sounds like an
Wow, this sounds like an article that I read on Associated Content. It is funny to think that so many people do this and they act like they don't care that other people can see them.
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Sassys
People are so used to driving while picking in this country...it's worse than yacking on the phone!
I too have seen people knuckle deep
into their noses. It is so disgusting! One of the other things I see guys do, is stop in at the conveinance store where I work, and before coming inside, they take their finger and clear out their gum full of chew and just fling it onto the parking lot. That just makes me want to hurl, and I just want to lay into them and tell them how gross that is to do in front of people. People are just plain weird.
ugh, ammorton..that is just wrong
oh lord, i would puke if i saw that too! ugh!! they should have to bend down and pick up their piles of chew when they do that. so gross and inconsiderate.
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let me tell ya ModelMom
I have been tempted to take out our little dust pan and dust broom and hand it to them before the even make it into the store.
I would, however, lose my job if I did this.
Knuckle deep hahahahaha!!
Sassys
I love the way you put that Ammorton! I also don't like it when people spit!! And nowadays women do it too...that to me is just plain wrong! I once had a female friend tell me that she considered it wrong to swallow her spit...I was totally surprised when she suddenly, out of nowhere, spits on the sidewalk! I told her that was disgusting and please not to do it in front of me...ack! What ever happened to being lady like?? It's not cool when a man does this stuff, but when a woman does it it really creeps me out. Why are we timid and lady like before the "relationship" and totally act like hogs the next? That's another point to this. No wonder there is so much divorce in this country...manners do still count!! UGH!
I agree with you completely Sassys
it is bad enough that men do this and then you see a girl do it--you just wonder what has happend in the world today. I have been married for 24 years and I still wouldn't think of spitting in front of my hubby or anyone. It's plain and simple--bad manners. I yell at him when he does it.
I thought of something else I see, or I should say hear at work. You get these men in there and they sniff and let me tell you, it is one of those sniff/snort/swallow kind of things(sorry to get so graphic) that just totally grosses me out and I want to tell them that the bathroom is back there if they need to blow their nose, if you know what I mean. Manners have gone waaayyy out the window these days.
Eeeeew Ammorton
Sassys
I know EXACTLY what you mean by that...it is the equivalent of spitting to me...how about when someone spits AT you? LOL That has happened once to me and let me introduce you to what I call a Sassys WHOOOOOOOOOOOOP ASS!!! I have only lost it a couple of times in this life time and that was one of those times. UGH!
I get embarrassed!
It doesn't matter the company I'm in - if I fart, it's horrible! I agree, I'm not into that kind of humor. And people who do things like pick their noses while driving - I saw that just the other day! YUK! Though, I'm not sure if that's grosser than the time I spotted a man....er, pullin' the pipe while driving!
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pullin the pipe! ROFL!
OMG, that is just wrong! where the heck are the cops when you need em! what a perv!!!!!
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I figure he wants the attention
And I unwittingly gave it to him! I was walking on an overpass and spotted this truck that seemed to be coasting. Curious if something was wrong, I watched as it came into view and got the shock of my life! NOT what I was expecting! But, just one of the weird things that seems to happen to me! Much like your nudest neighbor!
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ModelMom has a nudist neighbor? Hahahahahaha!
Sassys
Sorry MM, not laughing at you...just the idea to me is funny. I hope for your sake this guy does not bend over on a daily to get his newspaper...Eeeeew.
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ROFL at the memory! ha! my former neighbor, thank god....and it was an elderly lady to boot! even more to ROFL about! posted about it a while back....she was all about hanging out in her yard with just huge panties on and nothing else. breasts a flappin in the wind.....
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LMFAO ModelMom I just spilled my drink!!!
Sassys
She was a woman? I can't even begin to tell you how very sick I think that is...I guess she figured that because she was old she should be allowed to literally "let it all hang out" ACK!!
nudist sense of entitlement
i think you're right! either that or she was senile and didnt realize that she was no longer living on a prairie somewhere where no one could see her.
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WOW Spooky this is weird as hell! I wonder
Sassys
A couple of years ago I was on a road trip from Atlanta to North Carolina and I was in the back seat of a van and we passed this guy driving a truck and while he was next to us he kept grinning at me so I sort of grinned back until I realized he was Jacking off...It was beyond disgusting...it truly shocked me. Some people just need to be put away ...that's it just put them somewhere else...hey I know, lets give all the sicko pervs an island of their very own! We could call it "Pervs Paradise" Or "Pervs place" LOL. But I wonder if that was the same guy? God I hope so...otherwise that means there are two truck driving penis pulling idiots out there:(
Wouldn't it be funny, sassy
if it was the same guy??? If so, ya gotta feel sorry for him that it's all he's got after so many years! And, I wouldn't have thought about it that way. At first I thought - "I hope it's not the same guy!". But, then the idea of more than one!? Thanks, I'd be more than happy thinking there's only one, too!
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What people do in cars blows me away Spooky!
Sassys
I once drove past this old broken down beetle, and it was like 3 a.m or so...(in my drinking days) and the light turned red so I stopped right next to this old car only to see a couple in their seriously getting it on...her butt cheeks up in the air and stuff...even I had a good laugh at that one. The saying "get a room" did come to mind, until I realized that they got their rocks off by being watched!! Another thing that pisses me off is when people smooch in elevators...it's basically forcing me to be either a voyeur or stare at my feet till I get to my floor! It's RUDE!!!! UGH!
a bit of badness in an elevator, sassy
This happened in the big sleazy and while a tourist I hooked up with showed me all the spots he'd slept the night before (he couldn't find his way back to his rental!) So, one spot was in a very swank hotel - er, in their stairwell! As he led me into the elevator, an old couple came in behind us and gave me a "You can't afford this hotel" look! I responded by proping up one leg and saying to the guy - "Hey, you wanna join the HALF MILE high club?"
*ahem* Couldn't help myself.
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Man, Spooky,...
nothing close to this has ever happened in my life. The closest I can come to it is one night at a dance club when I heard this gorgeous Swedish lady say to this man whose neck she had her arms around "I'm going to make sure that you're never going to forget my name." And that doesn't really count!
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oh i am willing to bet there are tons of these pervs out there. i remember in high school i was waiting for the bus and this nasty older man stopped and stood there in broad daylight with this schlong hanging out of his pants. not masturbating or anything, just letting it hang out. sicko.
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What is it with old people and nudity??
Sassys
I grew up at the tail end of the "Flower Power" era and even then they did get naked, but hell Santana was playing!! And there was no prunish looks unless you included Bob Dylan...Sheesh!
pervs place
and the next thing you know VH1 will buy the rights to the island, put a bunch of hidden cameras in place & it'll be the next reality TV hit. a bunch of pervs running around choking their chickens....okay...so, maybe not VH1 but HBO might bite the bait! yuuuuuuck!
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ModelMom, you're gonna get me fired!!!
I exercised very poor judgement this morning and logged on to check things out here before knuckling down to the days slog. I was sitting here sipping my coffee, happily enjoying catching up on all the chat and then I got to this comment. I've cleaned up the coffee I spit all over my screen and keyboard - it may take me a little longer to stop coughing and giggling. And of course, my co-workers are all now keeping a very close eye on me. I think they think I'm still drunk from the weekend.
But oh my god, what a thought! Tune in to "Perv Island" next week folks when Marvin rounds up the biggest audience yet for his 'choke the chicken marathon!'
ROFLMAO!!!!!!!!!!!
ooooopS! sorry PW!
RoFL!!!!!! sorry about the coffee... :-O
and i love the idea of a marathon. HA! that is just so hilariously wrong!
of course for this event they would have to have some paramedics on site....you can imagine all the damage to the nether regions that would ensue!
not to mention all the tropical bugs that would feel right at home down south seeing as all these dudes would of course be running around naked. ugh!
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There's a thought, ModelMom.
Can you imagine the trouble blisters in that area would cause? And sand fleas? Reminds me of the Eco Challenge race in Borneo - they had to go down this nasty river and some dingbat decided to do it in the nude. He had to call the medics and ask what to do because he had just had a leach crawl up his willie LMAO!!!!
Of course, I couldn't stay away, today. I had to come back. But, what the hell, everyone in the office already thinks I'm still on my weekend bender. LOLOLOL!!!!!
a leech! yikes!
that would be enough to make me quit the show! aaaaaah!
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I kinda like that title also,...
Bite the bait; that would make another interesting game show, along with Choke the Chicken. lol
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Hey Model Mom GREAT IDEA!!
Sassys
LOL "tune in next week when Dicky and Smithy discover true love while bending to find a pebble"!
Dicky & smithy!
LOLOLOLOLOLOL!!!!!!!
this season's contestants are dicky, smithy, johnson, herr schlong from bavaria, el gran pipi from barcelona and many more!
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And Wee Willie Winkie,
for the more diminuitive contestants. LOL!!!!
ROFLOLOLOLOL!
too much! :-D
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Hahahaha, our Sassys :D
I should think we would do very well together in company. I do not like any of those activities, either. Another one of my pet peeves is when people sneeze openly without making the effort to cover themselves. I understand in some situations, where the sneeze comes of a sudden, sparing no time for etiquette. But at work, I have witnessed people simply sneezing on themselves, or into the air, and carrying on with their work as though the washroom did not a exist, or were a pilgrimage too far to travel. Insupportable!