And Now For Something Completely Different...Part Deux
I got an e-mail from PW today about a fellow that has issues..to put it mildly! I always give thanks to those that give me great blog ideas...so THANK YOU PW!!
A young guy was busted the other day at 6:45 a.m in a Car Wash for using the vacuum cleaner as a means to "get off"....Now when I say young, I am not saying he was 19...nope he was 29 years old...The fact that he was making his Saab sob is not germaine...but I will say that "beware next time you are spring cleaning" and keep your vacuum cleaners out of sight...I would also recommend that you hide any brooms or mops, can you say "bend over"?
I don't know about any of you, but I for one would not want to be the poor person who has to empty that vacuum cleaner bag....eeeeeew. Can you imagine if you happened to be a person who decides that "Today I am going to get my car washed EARLY" then you pull up next to the Saab washer basher? Talk about your double takes! And I wonder what he will be charged with? Unlawful vacuum suck offing?
I would love to be at his trial and see the look on the Judges face when he meets this guy...what kind of punishment would he get? "You sir are hereby ordered to stay away from vacuum cleaners,no brooms, no mops and definitely NO SWIFFERS"
His mother must be so proud! "Yep that's MY BOY" *SIGH*
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LOL!! Sassys. Gives a whole meaning to the word "suck"
doesn't it?
I'm wondering if the guy went to the car wash for the express purpose of cleaning his own gear knob or if he went there to actually vacuum his car and thought, "Gee, this vacuum hose is a hottie. To hell with the car, come do Papa, baby."
PW hahahahahahahahahahahahahahaha!!!
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"Come to papa" I almost busted a gut when I read that!! But I also wonder how many pervs actually really do this? I bet it's something that happens more often than we know...
You know, Sassys, that thought would never have crossed
my mind before I read that article. Now, everytime I see some guy vacuuming out his car at the carwash I'm gonna wonder if he's just waiting for the place to empty out so he can have some privacy. LOLOLOL!!!
LOL PW!!
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Beware the hose blowers....and did you see the guy? He was creepy as hell...ack!
Sorry I don't have time...
Sorry but I don't have time to discuss this thread. I have to go and get my car washed at the car wash. (Wink, Wink) LOL LOL LOL LOL
Er PV...please let us know where?
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I don't want to watch...nope just wash!! :D!
LOL!!!!
PV, you dawg, you!
I dont think I want to touch the hose
on the vacume now that I have read this....lol..I mean, geeze, thats kinda gross for those of us that happen to be the person waiting behind the guy at the carwash. You know they are going to be messy...uck.. uck...uck...nope, thats it, I am never using a vacume at a carwash again!!!
LOL Ammorton
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It amazes me that this is the first time someone has been caught doing this...I bet it's something that happens all the time...I always wondered about people that wash their cars at odd hours or days...Like why would someone wash their car on a rainy day eh? Or why would they wash their car at 2 am? Hah!
What if he had a reverse blow...
on the vacuum cleaner?
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Well Hutts we could tell him to "blow it out his ass"
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This would bring new meaning to "passing gas"...ugh!
Perhaps he was just
taking his personal cleanliness to the extreme? I'm sure there was a perfectly reasonable excuse, now girls. Can you imagine him in the dock, though: "Your Honour, she made me do it. She led me on with those sexy curves running all down her hose. I'm only human, your Honour..."