Americas BIGGEST Idiot

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Submitted by realitycheck on March 15, 2006 - 1:52pm.

Stupidity makes me laugh (Americas BIGGEST Idiot)

So I go to Taco Bell at like 1am on Friday. I am in the drive thru because the inside part closes at 10 or something. There is this really long line. I sit there for like 15 minutes when I notice that cars start pulling out of the line. I assumed that they were just tired of waiting. When I pulled up further I realized why they left…

I guess, unlike other people, I am completely amused by stupidity so I decided to sit there and watch.

Several minutes pass during which this guy tries to climb up the speaker.

The guy decides to do a little dance then staggers up to the first window. So I pull up to the speaker to place my order and the woman tells me she’ll be with me in a minute.

Next thing I know he just takes off running toward the edge of the parking lot, hurls himself over a fence and disappears into the dark.

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Now I want a chapula!!

#52137 On March 15, 2006 2:12pm Tamiya said,
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wow thats so funny.. I'm hungry for Taco Bell now

How do you get so many reads so fast??

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I've been wondering that myself...

#52139 On March 15, 2006 2:16pm realitycheck said,
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I don't know how I get so many reads period. Like two minutes after I post I'll have 20 reads. And so on. It seems like after 60 it slows down. I do have links on other sites but it's just weird.

O' Ceal says it's a fan base, I dunno. I'm not complaining though.

The strange thing is that I think my only clicks come from here cuz I've only made $1.39 thus far! And I have been blogging here since January!

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Maybe ...

#52143 On March 15, 2006 2:48pm o ceallaigh said,
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... you've got a bunch of people subscribing to your blog, which means they get an email any time you post something, and then they come over to check it out. Face it, Reality, you've got groupies. :-O

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How Do I Know?

#52148 On March 15, 2006 3:33pm realitycheck said,
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How do I know who subscribed to my blog? That's really cool! I'm blushing.
Groupies? Sweet.
I'll be your groupie O' Ceal.

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I know one thing ...

#52180 On March 15, 2006 7:14pm o ceallaigh said,
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I'll be your groupie

is about the nicest thing anyone's said to me in a month of Sundays. Thanks. :)

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Subscribers

#52151 On March 15, 2006 4:05pm Knot said,

Yeah you probably got people actually subscribed to your RSS feed, too. I guess you're popular! I don't think there's a way to tell.

Funny story. Poor idiot.

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true random acts are always

#52205 On March 15, 2006 11:29pm randomsun said,
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true random acts are always the funniest. if i could think of something witty that happened i'd post it but my mind is drawing a blank

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Just Wish I knew

#52224 On March 16, 2006 6:25am realitycheck said,
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I just wish I knew who subscribed to my blogs. I'd like to buy them a fruit basket or something. (lol).
Anyway, Randomsun, I soooo agree with you, I love true random acts too. I don't know if you have read this or not, but I like this one:
http://bloggerparty.com/my_dirty_little_secret

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Hey, Does anybody know a cure for...

#52230 On March 16, 2006 6:59am realitycheck said,
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I figured this may be a good place to post this.
Last night I go to the bar with my buddy Dave and my cousin. We end up getting so wasted. The Redwings were on, some guy was buying us drinks all night...and that's about all I remember! Anyways, does anybody have a good cure for a hangover? I don't know if I'm still drunk or hungover. All I know is I feel awful and my baby is going to want to play in about 30 minutes...Help!

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Getting over hangovers!

#52248 On March 16, 2006 10:10am simpleman said,

have a juice like orange or i think even a tomato juice will help, add a bit of honey to it. It's all got to do with breaking down the sugars or something like that.
Personally i always have an orange juice with an asprin.

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BTW that was one funny

#52249 On March 16, 2006 10:12am simpleman said,

BTW that was one funny post..

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I am going to get it now

#52250 On March 16, 2006 10:20am realitycheck said,
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OJ you say? I am willing to try just about anything at the moment. It one of those real bad hangovers too - the kind that makes you say, "I'm NEVER drinking again!"
Ugh.
Thanks for the advice. Glad you liked the post!

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