So did anyone watch American Idol? Also known as AI? I swear everyone around me is talking about it. I myself am not American Idol fan but have seen many of the commercials advertising it. I think some of them are pretty damn funny but in all honestly, I mean seriously, do these idiots think they can really sing? So there are a few people who can truly sing and these are the ones that make the show and end up winning. But what about the rest of these retards. I know I can't sing. My ears tell me I can't sing. My friends tell me I can't sing. People typically know if they can't sing. Well, people other than these ones on AI. Do they not have ears? Do they not have friends? Well, thinking about it now and looking at the retards on there they probably don't have friends but I still haven't seen someone without ears be on that show. So thanks to all you retards for making quality tv, hopefully as america laughs at you you will realize your talent does not lay in singing.