All the organs of the body were having a meeting...

All the organs of the body were having a meeting, trying to decide who was the one in charge.

"I should be in charge," said the brain , "Because I run all the body's systems, so without me nothing would
Happen."

"I should be in charge," said the blood , "Because I circulate oxygen all over so without me you'd all waste away."

"I should be in charge," said the stomach," Because I process food and give all of you energy."

"I should be in charge," said the legs , "because I carry the body wherever it needs to go."

"I should be in charge," said the eyes, "Because I allow the body to see where it goes."

"I should be in charge," said the rectum , "Because I'm responsible for waste removal."

All the other body parts laughed at the rectum And insulted him, so in a huff, he shut down tight.
Within a few days, the brain had a terrible headache, the stomach was bloated, the legs got wobbly, the eyes got watery, and the blood Was toxic. They all decided that the rectum should be the boss
.
The Moral of the story? Even though the others do all the work,,,

The asshole is usually in charge

If you don't send this to at least 8 people....

Who gives a Shit.

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Submitted by huttriver10 on January 9, 2008 - 5:06pm.

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step | January 10, 2008 - 10:23am

I'm still sore from from being sick yesterday. It was so hard not to laugh at this.


spookyyank | January 10, 2008 - 1:34pm

AND, the one time the "butt" was the "butt" of a joke!

STALKING EDGAR ON MYSPACE

HOME OF 'STALKING EDGAR' THE MOVIE


huttriver10 | January 10, 2008 - 8:22pm


fggoldston | January 11, 2008 - 9:59am

why the asshole is always in charge.

huttriver10 | January 11, 2008 - 12:14pm

and most of those in charge are assholes. Bit like the one about the cook. Who called the cook a bastard? Who called that bastard a cook!

Kiwi Riverman


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