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A TRUE FRIEND GET’S YOU LAID!

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Well, after spending last evening thinking this over (while waiting on tables in an EMPTY restaurant!) I made the decision to head us over to Atlanta for bigger and better pay! For those of you NOT in the know, that is where Sassy lives.

Now, she and I discussed this last year ~ we even briefly talking about getting an apartment together. But, at that time my sights were (and still are!) set on the UK. It just didn’t seem to make sense to make a lateral move where I’d need to spend money on deposits and such. Of course, after living here another year and seeing without a shadow of a doubt that it’s impossible to save any money (one of my co-workers actually said there seems to be a curse on this town in that respect!) I’m going for it! And, when I say that, I mean NOW.

I know I’d posted about moving to Portland, but the expense of that kind of move from Texas would be too much. Plus, with the aid of Sassy, I have child care lined up already AND leads on jobs! Unless I arrive drunk to an interview, there’s no way to screw up finding a job immediately!

Add to that the promise that she’ll also get me laid ~ it’s win-win all the way around!

I’m so excited about this I can barely sit still! I’ll finally be leaving this shit-hole! YAY!!!! I’ll also be right near our Sassy and we can finally do all the stuff we’ve talked about doing together! I might even be able to talk her into that ghost tour she previously refused to go on with me! YAY! Imagine it folks! Your Spooky and Sassy in the same city!!! Call out the National Guard!!!

I’d be driving out tomorrow after picking up my last paycheck if it weren’t for the fact that the place I’m subletting won’t be ready til Monday. That’s ok, it’ll give me more time to settle everything.

Wish us luck and that the gas prices go down for now! We’re hitting the road and leaving all the pain and misery behind! No more ghost town! Only that beautiful concrete and tall buildings known as civilization!

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Pussy Willow's picture

Woo!Hoo!! Spooky!!!!

I'm soooo GLAD you are heading for Atlanta! You and Sassy will be a lethal combination - so I hope someone has warned Atlanta. Good luck!!! I just know this is going to be a good move for you!

Pussy Willow

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And after tonight, PW

there's no stopping us! I started re-packing up the room we're staying in - flipped over this one bag to sort through it - A SCORPION CAME CRAWLING OUT!!!! EEEEWWWWW!!!!!!! Talk about incentive! No more giant spiders, no more scorpions, no more tornados (right??) and no more desert dirt that gets into everything!

LOL Spooky LMFAOOOO!

Sassys
I said I would TRY to get you laid! No promises on that count...however the rest will happen, that you can definately count on! Yay! We are going out on da town the very first weekend, THATS also gonna happen!
I shall take you to the best damn blues club this side of New Orleans, a little place called Blind Willies...I actually have a T-Shirt from Blind Willies that says "It Aint Easy Bein Sleazy" LOL. We are going to have some very good times! Yay!

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Blind Willies?!

Sounds excellent! And, we might just be trailer trash! I felt a plan B was in order after speaking to the apartment "owner" on the phone (she sounds like a flake!) I went back to craigslist and found a mobile home for cheap right in the area!
This is gonna be soooo great! Good times, good friends and don't worry, I won't hold you to the getting me laid part! LOL I'd rather do that myself anyway!.........er, well, you know what I mean!

Spooky a mobile home? In decatur? Hmmmmm

Sassys
I would be amazed to see that. PM me a little more info and I will personally check it out ok? I want you to be safe too!

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I PM'd you, sassy

It's not in Decature - it's in Stone Moutain. I sent you the address. They said it's not a palace, but we don't need one! Just something cheap!

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And now what will be have in Atlanta,

a Sassyspook? A Spookysass? I predict good things - very good things. And, as you know, Sassypuss knows a good thing when she predicts it. ???? Well....errr....something like that....

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I like sassyspook

It has a nice ring to it! Yes, good things alright! Maybe together we can win over Edgar Wright and he'll stop ignoring me! Limey bastard!
Woo-hoo! It's gonna be great!

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Yeah, I like Sassyspook, too!

I think I'd even like to meet a sassy spook. It would sure be better than a morose spook.

Edgar won't know what hit him when you and Sassys get together! LOL!

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Right on, sassy!

We're gonna take that town by storm! ATL won't know what hit it! I'm getting back on my game now!

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