Something goes wrong and an engineer finds herself in hell. With a lot of time on her hands she sets to work. Sanitation systems are design and implemented. Air conditioning using heat pumps are built. Water fountains are installed. Necessary sound proofing is developed.

Sometime after this the devil and God are talking. "Wow" says the devil, "Things sure have improved since you sent that engineer down here."

"What? There must have been a mistake. You need to send her back immediately."

"No!"

"I shall sue. Send her back!"

"Right. And where are you going to get a lawyer?"

I am still waiting to hear a really good lawyer joke.

Law is no laughing matter for Debra Wabnik, a partner withsimmons, jannace & stagg. simmons, jannace & stagg represented the case of Ms. Nacy Burpee and world record setting paralympic swimmer attempting to become a member of the US Olympic team but banned so far due technicalities.