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A Jack Of All Trades---I Dont Think So

ductwork | linoleum | Plumbing | sheetrock

So, ok, I can say that I have tried my hand at some tradesmen work if you will. Most of this has been helping my hubby with all the jobs that he does.
Lets see, I have helped hang drywall and mudd and sand it. For the most part--it truly sucks. I told him , I will never again do this.

Then there is plumbing work, which I really didn't get to do alot of, just really more of handing him tools that he needed and the parts. I was not up for learning how to sweat the copper or messing with primer and putting the pipes together. I did help with cutting out old galvinized pipe and carrying it out to a dump pile.

Then I just recently helped him hang ductwork in a brand new house he did some work in. My job was to put together the duct and that was a piece of cake. Keeping from getting cut by the metal and making sure I put it together right the first time, because you cant take it apart once it's together was the hardest part of that. Then I got to help him actually hang it. That wasn't so easy as I had to hold it while he connected it to the return and the furnace and each piece hooked to the next. My arms and chest muscles were sore and my neck from looking up.So, no I don't think I like doing this. All I could think of while I was holding up the ducts was how my arms were going to give out and I would never make it on the show Survivor during the endurance competition--Yes I am weak!!!

Last, but not least, is the linoleum laying. If you read my post about this you already know how I feel about that job. Feel free to look back on that one as it is quite funny.
So the bottom line here is, no, I am not cut out to be a tradesman and do these jobs.I don't like much about them. I also discovered that my husband could use to work on his patience just a little. He has absolutely none and I would never be able to work with him on a full time basis.
So I will stick to my donut making and my pizza making, as I can handle the kitchen a little better.

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ModelMom's picture

LOL!

sounds familiar!!! my husband and i decided early on that we just are not cut out for the home improvement thing. i think he'd be able to build an entire house by hand if he had the patiene to, but he doesn't. he gets so frustrated at himself then super nit picky and it all ends up making me one irritated biotch to be a part of. and even though i am addicted to HGTV, i'd rather have the money to hire someone to do all that work for me!

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yep - I hear ya

I love to come up with the ideas, but it always seems like the things I like that I actually want to do always end up being not a easy as I thought. So I am with you on hiring someone to do it.

I'm not really good at home

I'm not really good at home improvement either. I suppose we'd do it if push came to shove, but I get too nervous about screwing it up.

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I'm right there with you on the drywall hanging and the

mudding and sanding. I'll live with the bare frame-work before I EVER do that again. I'm terrified to even try plumbing or electrical. I figure I can pay the regular rate to have it done right the first time or I can pay double to have my screw-ups fixed and then have the work actually done. LOL!!!

I spent several years fixing up old houses that I didn't own because the rent was cheaper and I thought it would give me enough experience to work on one of my own - you know, screw up someone else's house, first. :-D Then I fixed up one of my own and now I'm finished. That's it. Never, never, never, never, never ad infinitum. I'll live in a tent before I go through any of that again.

And to do it for a living? Gosh, I've had some pretty tough financial times this past year, but I think things would have to get a lot worse before I'd consider doing any of that for a living. Maybe if I find myself living in that tent, I'll reconsider.

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Like all things it's hard

Like all things it's hard the first time you do it, including sex they tell me, but you get better at it the more you do it. Muscles tend to hurt when you get them to do things they are not used to but in time the pain goes away as the body becomes accustomed to the new work load.

All in all it was nice of you to help hubby and I am sure he appreciated it.

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well Sire, I guess there is a certain truth

to what you say, lol....Lets just say he owed me big time for helping him.

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Paid in full I hope

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oh yea--you bet Sire

and I got paid to boot. LOL. Honestly, it was hard work. I dont know what made think it was going to be a "piece of cake" job to begin with. I definitely changed my opinion on that after the first day.

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Now all you have to do is

Now all you have to do is get hubby to do the housework for a day so he knows what you go through. Pick a busy day and then you can pay him...lol
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Are the ducks...

ok? LOL

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the ducks(ha ha) are fine Hutts

thats pretty funny.

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I'm the exact opposite. I

I'm the exact opposite. I have done a lot of home improvement things, and I love doing it.

My favorite thing that I've done- One time, we were going to knock down the bottom part of a wall on two sides. We wanted to put storage under our staircase so that in my daughter's bedroom we could build a storage place for her toys, and in the dining room, there would be room to slide a bench underneath the stairs, and pull it out when we wanted to eat. The plan was, we were only going to knock out the dining room side that day.

I start demolishing the wall, which was one of the few drywall walls in our house. Most are plaster, which are much messier and more difficult to take down. I make a hole about a foot around and look behind it, and then start yelling. "Oh my god!!! R. get in here!!!!!" He started thinking, "Oh sh*t. She's started knocking out a supporting wall, I knew I shouldn't have let her do this. What a bad idea." He gets in there and he's braced for the worst news possible. I tell him to look inside the hole. At that point, he's probably thinking there's a dead body. When he looks inside, he realizes why I started shouting. There was the most incredible woodwork back there, and they had covered it up to close off the stairwell from both sides. Well, that got him excited about taking down the wall and refinishing the stairway. We tore down the wall, removed the studs, removed the carpet, replaced the bottom tread, put in a newel post and handrail (okay, that part I've got to do again), and installed a wrought iron railing with decorative scroll work. It was a hell of a project, but definitely worth it.

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Oh, and I forgot to say...

We also have a big 5000 sq. ft. apartment in our commercial property. There are two bedrooms and bathrooms that are 90% done, and the rest is just a complete disaster. Nothing salvageable. We are taking down everything to the bare studs, and starting over. It will be a monster of a project, especially with my plans for it (I'll post my own entry about it), but it's going to be a masterpiece when I finish.

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How cool would that be IG

I think it's great you found the woodwork behind the wall. Makes you wonder why they wanted to cover it up in the first place. If it was my house, and I was doing the work little by little, It would be a better deal. That apartment sounds like a very hefty project. But it will be worth it when your finished and you stand back and know you made it happen-very gratifying.

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That's exactly what we

That's exactly what we wondered. We think it was for heat. There's no heat upstairs, so you can just shut the door at the bottom of the stairs and heat only the bottom floor.

I prefer doing it in big bursts. The little by little thing kills me. lol We did work on our bathroom while we were living there. The problem is, there's only one bathroom, so you can't even work because you're taking it out of commission. Same with demolishing the plaster in a room. You make that room completely inaccessible. Our building apartment is easier because we don't have to live there, and we can just destroy the whole place without even needing to clean up after ourselves. lol We can and DO knock down wood lathe with nails, and leave it in piles 6' high, and it doesn't matter. :D

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failed all the times, miserably, the only thing i could do was fixing the electric faults.

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