A_Bob's Return To Bloggeringparty Dot Com-UNO PART ONE
Well ol' El Bob-O is back here at the Bloggerparty'n.com place aftur being locke'd up for that little misunderstand'n that Me and the Evil Bob fella got into which sum of ya'll waz awared of, which unfortunetly resulted in the precipition of the Evil Bob fella havin a ass-kickin handed to him courtesy of Yours Truly and a long stayed-over to the Critical Ailing Unit at the local hospitable and Yours Truly substitutionally and directly having to spend time in the county jail faculty payin off my in-debt to the community; this chained of events resulted in some drastic changes in Yours Truly's life as I know'd it, pastly speakin' of course.
For starters, Kizzy aint in my life and Ol'Bob aint in her's. It was hard at first, not seein' her and then findin' out she went to be by the side of the broken and swelled up like 3-day old roadkill critter, AKA the Evil Bob fella, while he was mendin' up in the hospitable and then when she realized that the Evil Bob fella would be dressin in adult diapers acuz of the brained damage done afflicted on him by Yours Truly, she went back to waitin tables and dancin for the lunch crowd at the titty-bar place where we met...I am probably gonna miss most the times where we spent swimming down to the beaches at the Salton Sea RV Camp...yeah them was good times for me and Kizzy, playing Green Peace Challenge; that's where Kizzy would be floatin on her back and I would push her from the shallow water to deeper water, like them Green Peace activators do with stranded whales and porpusses and dolfins...damn, them was good times...This is startin' to be a'lil amotional right here at this junkshure so maybe I better hold off on the changes that jail-house living brought to ol' Bob and save that for another writin' post here at the Bloggerparty'n.com.
Good To Be Backin' Here For Shur!!
Adios A_Bob
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Bob, you have no idea how much we missed you.
Welcome back. I'm really lookijng forward to your posts.
Good to have you back
Must confess I'm glad to hear about Evil Bob's demise - but you knew that. Will be glad to have you blogging in and raising the literary standards around here.
Um, I trust all this bit about jail time is just stories?
Prof. O'C, I M thinkin' that raisin' the literary standardz here
here at BP.com is bettur left to the more quality-fied enderviduals that actually got a handle on the true writin' artform, I'll be concentratin' on my "social" voice, so to speak...and yes I got some stories 'bout the jail-house stint...it's difficult stuff, but Zed The VFW Bartender, I mean, my "mental health therapist" says I gotta talk 'bout in order to be resolvin' my bigger issues...whatever the heck them are?
Thanks for stoppin' by and as always, your writin' and whatnot just never gets stale or unimaginable.
Can't get enough of that good stuff!!
Adios,
Bob
There was no "demise" involved O' Ceallaigh
...only a protracted state of semi-comatose that some mistook for a vegatative state complete with Haldol IV drips and in-dwelling catheters and some unpleasent chafing to my privates at the hands of a less-than-delicate male-nurse, who I have subsequently employed as my man-servant and renamed Raj #2. I always considered you OC as one of the more literate of the bunch squatting here, but to imply that the Monkey-Boy A-Bob has the ability and what-to-for to raise the literary standards here has resulted in me just now laughing so hard that the very, very dry vodka martini I was sipping on has been projected out of both of my nostrils and mussed up one of my favorite silk kimonos I am so famous for lounging in...thank you for that!
Your time is coming and over-due my Worldly Associate.
Adieu to You,
Evil_Bob
Teach me to get my hopes up
My thyme is indeed coming up, and will be added to my spaghetti sauce shortly. Imagine that spilled on your kimono. You just made me that much fonder of my blue jeans.
"vEgetative". And "pleasAnt", Speaking of literary standards, O-Holier-Than-Lucifer One.
It the cursed eye-floaters, O'Ceallaigh
The affliction is of the magnitude that I see the "A" where the "E" should be and visa versa...thanks so very, very much for pointing out my mistake for all to see...in your own small, planktonish ways you are EVIL of a different sort.
Adieu Fine Sir,
Evil_Bob
A_Bob, Jest Wantin' to say Howdy!
Just catching up Monkey-Boy-
You seem to have acquired a smidgen of improved grammatical evolutionary skills...on the par with some of your prehensile-tailed kinfolk and I am slightly amazed at your climb down from the canopy closer to the jungle floor...I can only hope for the time we are both here at the same time and have to opportunity for a meaningful conversation.
Always with the worst of intentions,
Evil_Bob