A Bad Hit Man
Well, if this one doesn't take the cake.
A woman in the Portland, Oregon area, got home one day to find someone in her house with a claw hammer. He hit here with the hammer, which, instead of doing its job of knocking her out or killing her, made her mad, mad enough to strangle and kill him with her bare hands. And she's a nurse; ouch!
Anyway, everyone thought it was a burglary gone bad, and praised the woman for her courage and strength. Then the police looked into it further, and it now seems that the burglar was actually supposed to be a hit man, hired by her estranged husband to kill her. Of all things, it seems the hit man had the husband's phone number in his back pack; must have had a bad memory or something.
Okay, I know she was a large woman, but what kind of wuss can't hurt someone bad enough when they hit someone with a hammer? I'm thinking if I'm hit with a hammer by a 100 pound woman it's going to hurt, especially if I'm hit in the head. Supposedly this was a "hardened" criminal, doing time previously for attempted murder. Punk; no, sissy punk!
And the husband,... I think we should let her have first crack at him and save Oregon some money; what say y'all?
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Lol Catfish!
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I have seen tiny women take on huge fellows before and it is not a pretty site! Nothing beats a fierce woman when she's pissed off!
He's still a wuss, Sassys,...
but as tough as she is, no wonder the husband is scared of her. Let's see, divorce or life in jail; that's a tough choice?
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I bet there is money at stake here Catfish!
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My guess is there is some sort of life insurance policy right?
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the news story I read didn't mention it. Truthfully, I think the idiot was probably worried about alimony.
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This guy is indeed a wuss! Catfish
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He may be an abused husband? Laughable as that may seem, I have seen women treat men horribly...I had a friend that actually was beaten by his wife on a nightly...he loved her and would never hit her back, but she shoved me once and she wound up being hospitalized due to her own stupidity...I am not a "big" woman by any stretch of the imagination, but hell I can fight.
Good for her....
I love hearing these stories where defending yourself prevails. It's like he was afraid to hit her too hard? Sounds wierd huh. You would have thought a hired hit man would have done more than hit someone with a hammer...ya I agree with ya Catfish...a big sissy punk.
Wuss and stupid also, Ammorton,..
I mean, can you imagine carrying around all that information with you, let alone on a hit? This is why criminals always get caught; they can be so dumb, thank goodness.
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